Wednesday, January 05, 2005
You're in biology class with about 20 other people, and you're all standing a circle. Brad Pitt is in the middle of the circle laying on a table with his eyes closed and the top of his skull removed and you're looking at his brain. All of a sudden he opens his eyes, lookes straight at you, and says "now that's biology." Then the psycho from Scream runs in with a baseball bat and hits Brad Pitt over the head as hard as he can, knocking him unconscious. Then Austin Powers comes in riding a giant white rat and feeding it treats and saying "Behave, behave." He chases the psycho around the room in circles until they both run out of the room. You get curious so you follow them out into the hallway, out of the school, and across the street. You go into the jungle, into the Congo, and you get lost. You sit on a log and you're thinking, thinking, thinking of how to get out. When you look up, you see a path. You follow the path and at the end of it is five humans holding hands and smiling, saying "We knew you could do it."
That's what I learned in psychology class yesterday. I had to memorize that story and tomorrow I get to learn all about it's "inner meaning".
Morp is in two weeks!! Yay!!
In other news, we have a new percussionist that just moved here from Wylie named Brett. He played bottom bass at his school last year, so if he makes bassline next year there will be three Bretts on one line. Crazyness. I haven't talked to him because he's in symphonic band but I saw him in the band hall this morning. At least I think I did. Whenever you see somebody you don't know in the band hall, you automatically figure they're new members because non-band people aren't allowed to set foot anywhere in the room. Seriously. It's one of Mr. Flores' pet peeves or something.
So yeah USC won the Orange bowl and poor OU has to go home with a pretty sorry-looking defeat. OU's admissions people just sent me more propaganda to try to get me to go there... I told my mom I should send it back with the words "Football team sucks" on it in Sharpie. Actually that wouldn't be true because their football team is rather good. They just had a night of reckoning.
Luckily UT beat Michigan with like two seconds left in the game. So all I have to say to Larry is .. MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! (*ahem*)
I gotta go now, lots of homework to do and songs to upload to the iPod. Have a super fabulous day. :)
Lauren out-drummed everybody at |4:18 PM|
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